That’s the Wrong Way to Tickle Marie (Parody)

Parody of It’s a Long Way to Tipperary

That’s the wrong way to tickle Marie,
That’s the wrong way to kiss:
Don’t you know that over here, lad,
They like it better like this.
Hooray pour la France!
Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn’t know the way to tickle Marie,
But now we’ve learnt how.

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